The Hell Buckle

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Research Announcement 08-2025:

Helldivers .. we have secured that most valuable of materials, SUPER URANIUM, as a result Buckles in this Stunning, entirely non-radioactive finish* are now available for requisition.

Introducing the Hell Buckle. This solid metal all-valor buckle is fully functional and ready for battlefield deployment. It features an interlocking mechanism and is designed for 45mm (or 1.75" in FREEDOM units). This buckle is unhackable, acid-resistant, and ready to help you spread managed democracy.

*Super Earth reserves the right to change the declared radiation value without notice; you absolve Super Earth of all claims relating to Super Uranium Coated armorments.